I don't understand. After our last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses - I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker, maybe a 12-pack on weekends.

Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day when she came home from grocery shopping the receipt included $90 in makeup.

I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"

She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."
I told her, that's what the beer was for!"

No, that's what the grocery bag was for!! :lol:

The man who can figure out women, is the man that I want to meet.

I have a albanian friend that has a saying:

"no matter what age, color, religion, background, or country, all women have the same face"

I think he's right :?

take away my beer!!! WHAT .. can u say divorce :lol:

can't, don't have to divorce if you ain't married!!! :D