What planet is he on

Numb-nuts · **Posted:** Mon Feb 06, 2012 7:18 pm

I am watching a program about Shoplifting and there was a shoplifter being wrestled bt security gurads, he bites them spits st them while they struggle with him. Suddenly his phone rings and he askes quite calmly "can I answer my phone please guys"?
What planet is he on???????????

Campbell · **Joined:** Aug 2010 **Posts:** 308

Candid camera or Gotcha or some other show like that probably ;P

Numb-nuts · **Posted:** Mon Feb 06, 2012 8:21 pm

What a plonker. One thing I learned about shoplifters id they like to spit in an effort to escape while waiting for police to come so any new clients I have that have retail outlets where shoplifting is a problem, I will recommend an anti-spit hood made of somme shear material that allows breathing and vision but stops spit leaving it's confines. That and a velcro leg restraint because suspects can do a lot of damage when kicking out.

Anyone else got any tips for restraining suspects who are violent and offensive?

Campbell · **Joined:** Aug 2010 **Posts:** 308

Chloroform or pepper spray!

dustmop · **Joined:** Jun 2010 **Posts:** 117

Two in the chest one in the head!

Wait, that's not right... :twisted:

ljarrald · **Posted:** Tue Feb 07, 2012 7:08 pm

was the programme called 'secrets of the shoplifter'?

Numb-nuts · **Posted:** Wed Feb 08, 2012 4:32 pm

ljarrald wrote:

was the programme called 'secrets of the shoplifter'?

Yes I think that was it. I've seen it twice now. I wanted to see if I could pick up some tips before I next go to Tesco. lol

Numb-nuts · **Posted:** Wed Feb 08, 2012 4:33 pm

dustmop wrote:

Two in the chest one in the head!

Wait, that's not right... :twisted:

ljarrald · **Posted:** Wed Feb 08, 2012 4:41 pm

yeah. i was dissapointed it was just a one off show rather than a series.

have a look for a programme alled 'break in and make my day' on 4OD. i think you'll like it.

Numb-nuts · **Posted:** Fri Feb 10, 2012 8:09 pm

I like anything where the criminal gets their just desserts, gets caught, gets
inconvenienced, etc. Its kind of revenge by proxy

Numb-nuts · **Posted:** Fri Feb 10, 2012 8:11 pm

By the way Luke, I packed your housing up a for the post tomorrow I threw in a small PSU that is just cluttering the place up.
I'll send you a tracking number.

wiredup · **Joined:** Feb 2012 **Posts:** 15 **Location:** New York

After working in retail for a bit, I was amazed at the stupidity of shoplifters. Let's get them their own planet!

Soundy · **Posted:** Mon Apr 02, 2012 5:41 pm

wiredup wrote:

After working in retail for a bit, I was amazed at the stupidity of shoplifters. Let's get them their own planet!

Never work - have you ever tried to slip an entire planet under your jacket and slip out the door with it without being noticed??

myplace46 · **Posted:** Tue Apr 03, 2012 11:16 am

Numb-nuts wrote:

I like anything where the criminal gets their just desserts, gets caught, gets
inconvenienced, etc. Its kind of revenge by proxy

I agree. I recently purchased an M26 Taser with a 21ft range cartridge.
pulling the trigger gives 5 seconds worth of 50,000 volts to the perp.
the nice thing is you can pull the trigger again as often as needed.... :twisted:

They are expensive, but worth it.

nDAlk90 · **Joined:** Mar 2011 **Posts:** 507

myplace46 wrote:

I agree. I recently purchased an M26 Taser with a 21ft range cartridge.
pulling the trigger gives 5 seconds worth of 50,000 volts to the perp.
the nice thing is you can pull the trigger again as often as needed.... :twisted:

They are expensive, but worth it.

I really hope you never have the need to use it. [-o<

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